Rey turn to cook dinner and she found 1950s cook book

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Rey: bon appetit boys ^-^
Kylo: Rey why is there meat in jello?
Finn: Why did you do chicken like that??? What’s matter with you???

SKIPPY NO

oh dear lord no…

Not only were some of these cookbooks passed down to me (for amusement value only, y’all, because ewwwww), I know of at least two books entirely devoted to satirizing them and I almost hurt myself laughing when I read them.  That’s fantastic and I would read the crap out of it.

@xanthein42 and I whiled a way one evening reading a website devoted to these sorts of recipes.

We also were in pain from laughter.

God the 1950s were the fucking culinary dark ages in America. Ever heard of Bananas Croquette?

They sound good but if this from 1950s then it’s probably not. Bet it tastes gross X(

This post is incomplete without the

Cranberry Mayo Candle

The Aspic Aquarium

And the Liver Sausage Pineapple

Which is “450g of liverwurst mixed together with a ¼ cup of mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce and lemon juice, shaped around a jelly mould and set with gelatin” and “covered in pineapple-flavoured icing, studded with stuffed olives and topped ‘with real pineapple top.’”

Rey is in heaven.

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